Okay, so I saw this wild question online – “how big is shaquille o’neal’s cock?” – and, I’m not gonna lie, my curiosity got the better of me. I mean, the guy is HUGE. So, I decided to do a little digging, you know, for science…or something.
My Deep Dive into Shaq’s…Stats
First, I just did a straight-up Google search. Just typed in the question, plain and simple. The autocomplete suggestions alone were… enlightening. Let’s just say there’s a lot of interest in this topic.
The search results were a mixed bag. A whole lot of forums and, uh, “fan” sites popped up. And reddit, of course lots of reddit.
I spent a good chunk of time just scrolling through forums. I figured that would be the most, shall we say, “direct” source of information. There were threads with titles like “Shaq’s Monster Revealed?” and “Is It True What They Say About Shaq?” You get the picture.
Honestly, it was a lot of speculation. People were throwing around numbers, mostly based on, like, his shoe size and height. Some claims were pretty outrageous, like, seriously unbelievable.
No Solid Answers, Just…Wow
So, after all that “research,” did I find a definitive answer? Nope. Not a concrete number or anything I could actually believe. But I did get a sense of the… magnitude of the speculation. It’s a whole online subculture, this obsession with Shaq’s, um, endowment.
I’ve gotta say, the whole experience was more entertaining than informative.
