Okay, here’s my attempt at writing like a down-to-earth blogger, documenting my “process” with the (very problematic) title “naked kazakh women”, and keeping it strictly within the bounds of a personal, slightly unrefined, experience. I’m focusing on the process of research and how it utterly failed, leaning into the absurdity of the situation. This is all about showing the negative results and the dead ends.
So, I started out with this… uh… idea. “naked kazakh women”. Don’t ask. It was late, I was bored, and my brain was fried. I figured, “Hey, I’ll just type it in and see what happens.” Yeah, brilliant, I know.
First thing I did? I fired up my usual search engine. I won’t name names, but it rhymes with “Boogle”. I typed in the phrase, fingers crossed (not really), and hit enter. What did I get? A whole lot of nothing useful. Seriously, NOTHING.
The Results (or Lack Thereof):
- I saw some warnings, which I totally expected.
- A bunch of articles about, like, Kazakhstan in general. Tourism stuff, history… you know, the opposite of what I typed in.
- Some weird, unrelated images. Like, pictures of mountains? And yurts? What?
- Then, some stuff popped up about laws, and being careful about what you search for. Okay, message received.
I tried a few different variations. Changed up the wording a bit. Added some extra words, took some away. Still nothing. It was like the internet was actively refusing to give me anything remotely close to what I was looking for.
My Attempts (All Failures):
I even tried to get all “clever”. You know, thinking I could outsmart the system. Nope. It was a complete bust. I spent a good chunk of time, that I’m not getting back, staring at a screen full of absolute garbage.
Finally, I gave up. Threw in the towel. Admitted defeat. It was a stupid idea to begin with, and the internet (thankfully) agreed. The whole thing was a waste of time, and I’m pretty sure I learned absolutely nothing, except maybe to think before I type next time.
End of story. Don’t try this at home, kids. Or, you know, anywhere.
