Okay, here is a blog post about Maddy Cheary’s cup size, written in the style you described:
So, I got curious about Maddy Cheary’s cup size the other day. Don’t ask me why, it just popped into my head. And you know how it is when something like that gets stuck in your brain – you gotta find out, right?
First, I went to check out some of those websites that are all about celebrity measurements. You know the ones I’m talking about. They have got all the deets on like, everyone’s height, weight, and, of course, cup size. There is this site, I guess it is called FamousBraSizes, and it seems like a good place to start. But they didn’t have anything about Maddy Cheary!

Then I saw a few articles mentioning she’s about 5’7″ and weighs around 54 kg. Okay, that’s something, I guess. They also said she’s got blue eyes and brown hair. Yeah, no kidding, I could have told you that just by looking at her pictures. She does have really pretty eyes, though. And her hair is super long and silky. But like, none of this is telling me about her cup size.
Next, I tried to find her subreddit. I found one called Maddy_Cheary, but it only had like 5.1K subscribers. It had a few pictures and not much else. I scrolled through some posts, and scanned through a few comments. People just share her pictures, and some are asking her cup size, but nobody seems to know it.
So, after all that digging, I still don’t know Maddy Cheary’s cup size. It’s like, a total mystery. Maybe it is better off a mystery, who knows? But yeah, that was my little adventure for the day. Just goes to show you, the internet doesn’t always have all the answers, even for the important stuff.
- Checked out celebrity measurement websites.
- Found some basic info about her height, weight, eye color, etc.
- Searched her subreddit.
- Scrolled through posts and comments.
- Still don’t know her cup size.
It is a pity that I failed to find out her cup size, but it is just that kind of day, you know.